If you could add your own NPC...

Who would you choose, what would they do, why would you choose them

Feel free to add any extra quirks or quest names or whatever :P



I would add Letterman. Every now and then, he would break out into a rendition of "Old Turkey Buzzard" while talking to a canadian potato on a stick next to him.

He would sell home editions of "Will it float?" and a piece of paper with his number on it if you're character is female

That guy survived like 5 bypass surgeries, there's no way in hell he's dying anytime soon :P|||Deckard Cain.... so I wouldn't have to keep buying Analyzers! "Stay awhile... and listen!"



How about a guy named Arthur who is fashioned after the Monty Python rendition, and gives you quests like 'Kill the Vicious Rabid Caerbannog' or 'Find Two Shrubberies and Receive The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch'|||Quote:








'Find Two Shrubberies and Receive The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch'




I'm thinking firefox launcher style >_>

More of a holy hand grenade launcher

Unless it was a skill for mm's in the grenade tree *ponders*

And I had a feeling DC would show up on the first page ;)|||Mayor West, from Family Guy. Certainly crazy enough to fit in.

Of course he'd want you to find out who's stealing his water. Or assassinate the Noid.|||A Scotsman called Alex Ferguson and a Frenchman called Arsene Wenger. Between giving you quests, they keep squabbling and slagging each other off (like a sort of Tweedledum and Tweedledee). :D Too parochial for our global colleagues? For those that don't know, they are two very successful football (that's PROPER football! :P ) managers, who are constantly at each others throats. And "Fergie" was the man who trained up David Beckham.|||Deckerd Cain and a Monty Pythons reference before the 3rd post! Oh wow!

St Paul Station!

St Paul Station!

St Paul Station!

It's only a model...

For my pick, I would choose Jeremy Clarkson. For him you would need to do some proper killing. Or find the corpse of a guy with a helmet. Ofcourse it won't let you remove the helmet and the guy wouldn't be really dead, but would kill all the demons in the area just so he could get to his car.|||Hmm Perhaps have an English Gentleman librarian and a Female Blademaster/cheerleader type you find the librarian and he asks you to find and rescue the cheerleader but she is way to hard and assists you in that zone

the watching man and Buffed up the demon slayer (Yes buffy reference I am sure she would love to kick but in a REAL hellmouth not some smalltown USA with no real Demons|||The Walking Man from The Stand and myself. I'm a Knight Templar so it's not a stretch that I'd be around still. Yes, we really do exist.|||Oh sweet merciful Durf, Smegtars rendered in glorious 3D!!!



I would add a sick, twisted old billionaire who enjoys making you do crazy things. For instance, he would offer you a large amount of palladium in exchange for coming back to him at exactly 1 health, or something the like.

Oh, and as for TV/Movie references, prepare to help out Mr. Adrian Monk. You get "They Aren't Even", a quest to reduce the number of _____es in _____ to an even number.|||I have the ultimate smegtar source pic but I can't release it quite yet.